So - I went to Lenscrafters today because I finally made the decision to purchase a pair of prescription sunglasses. I haven't been able to wear my contact lenses for about 3 years because I just can't find a comfortable pair anymore. The big M and all...if you catch my drift...or so I am told. Anyway, I literally have not worn sunglasses in 3 years and quite frankly? IT'S ANNOYING.
First of all - I don't look cool anymore. Really? How is that possible, you ask? Yea - ME! Not looking cool? Unacceptable.
Secondly (is that a word, Jan my crossword puzzler friend and my personal word aficionado?), did I say it's ANNOYING??? My eyes don't like all that sun shining on them. I'm a B-E-A-C-H girl, people. I NEED sunglasses! Speaking of beach - do you have any idea how many times I have caught myself at the beach and every other place I roam - staring at someone because I think they can't tell with me behind my
So I go to the eye place and they tell me I need an exam as my prescription is expired. Okkkkkk - $135. Get the exam, go pick out my Baby Beach Rootbeer colored Maui Jim's
which are the only sunglasses I will buy because those are the ones I look the coolest in. Anddddddd...
$900 please. Are you f'ing KIDDING ME????? Can you believe that??????? What is WRONG with this picture? I can't pay $1000 for a pair of SUNGLASSES! How can I pay $1000 for a pair of sunglasses? How do I justify this purchase???? Let me tell you - there is no JOY in the Emerald City today. I walked out. $135 poorer. So disappointed.
But trust me kittens - there is future JOY with this subject. Somehow, some way - I am getting these glasses on my face. You watch me figure this out. This is not over. I will not be denied. Stay tuned.