You know what this is? IT'S MY $80 FACE CREAM!
Yes - the lovely Miss Daisy must have felt the need for a skin treatment.
FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
And to add insult to injury, I had to call Pet Poison Control and pay them $35 to find out that we didn't need to have her stomach pumped because she ate my $80 FACE CREAM. She wasn't going to die from eating my $80 FACE CREAM! She didn't even need to be seen by the vet for eating my $80 FACE CREAM. (Did I mention my FACE CREAM COSTS $80????)
FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
And to add insult to injury, I had to call Pet Poison Control and pay them $35 to find out that we didn't need to have her stomach pumped because she ate my $80 FACE CREAM. She wasn't going to die from eating my $80 FACE CREAM! She didn't even need to be seen by the vet for eating my $80 FACE CREAM. (Did I mention my FACE CREAM COSTS $80????)
No - she was just going to get diarrhea! Greatttttt - add a 2nd insult - making sure the dog makes it outside before she decorates the house with her expensive, ummmmm - well, you get my drift. (No pun intended.)
Hmmmmm...actually...maybe there is a money maker here. Whale sperm shampoo, horse urine for hot flashes, Daisy Doo De-wrinkler? Haaaaa - no retching, folks. Come on! Why not? I think I'm on to something... I could call it Joey's Joy. Share it! Sell it!Yes folks. I have officially lost my mind.
Hope you get a giggle of joy from my pain...
Hmmmmm...actually...maybe there is a money maker here. Whale sperm shampoo, horse urine for hot flashes, Daisy Doo De-wrinkler? Haaaaa - no retching, folks. Come on! Why not? I think I'm on to something... I could call it Joey's Joy. Share it! Sell it!
Hope you get a giggle of joy from my pain...
Oh Joey, you're so full of sh*t. oh wait...that's Daisy :-)
ReplyDeleteSee you shouldn't have bought that stuff anyway!
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